A Roundhouse with Chuck Norris…

This will be, without a doubt, TOO MUCH INFORMATION!


 However… there are just some things you HAVE to share.  So read with caution!


 


Ryan and I have this thing about Chuck Norris… seriously… who doesn’t?  You know things like…


“The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.”


“When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.”

“Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.”


“Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.”


“Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the lights… he turns off the darkness.”


“Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.”


“Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.”

“Chuck Norris Isn’t funny, stop laughing.”


I have my all time favorite Chuck Norris saying up on my Facebook,


“Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder!”


Ryan saw it the other day for the first time and just about died laughing.


So what does that have to do with anything?


Fast forward to last night…


Um… how can I put this delicately?  We were… ahem… enjoying an extra curricular activity in the bedroom.  Suddenly a peal of thunder rocked the house so hard that it actually got our attention! 


I, without thinking, blurted out, rather loudly…


“CHUCK NORRIS?


For about two seconds we stared at each other in shocked silence… and then we both cracked up. 


Once we caught our breath I snickered,


“Ryan do you realize that I just called out another man’s name in bed?”


He didn’t miss a single beat…


“That’s okay, it’s Chuck Norris!”


 


 


P.S.  Sorry for the song… I just couldn’t resist…

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16 thoughts on “A Roundhouse with Chuck Norris…

  1. Love this song!  It came on the radio the other day and I started singing it at the top of my lungs.  Good times!LOL LOL LOL @ Chuck Norris sexcapades!  HILARIOUS!  Excellent story!  Thanks for sharing.

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