And so on the day when I have nothing to say I have two edits… 🙂 I can’t believe I’m actually going to tell you this but it’s only fair since I’ve just tattled on Ryan.
We were upstairs and I decided to get ready for bed. I was changing into my pajamas and Ryan said something crass about my boobs. I… um how do I say this… walked over and um… beat him about the head with the above mentioned portion of my anatomy… (huge shame faced blush here) as a kind of a joking punishment.
I know I know way too much information but I had to tell you that so that you would understand this…
Ryan looks at me with a perfectly straight face and says…
“Is that the breast you’ve got?”
*END EDIT #2*
This may not be the most appropriate thing but I did think of one thing that is slightly news worthy. My husband has this thing he made up when we were newly married that he says when…. well… when he passes gas… LOL He’ll only say it if you stupidly ask the question “Did you just fart?” after the windows have stopped rattling of course… He said it again for the first time in a long time, yesterday…
Me: “Oh yuck Ryan, did you just fart?”
Him: “Nope that’s just some butthole talking crap behind my back!”
Oh my gosh I thought I would die!!!! And now that I’ve shared a completely inappropriate thing with you I’m sure you will consent to agree that life has not been full of excitement around here since that’s the only thing I have to share!
And suddenly it’s been five days since I wrote anything, responded to an email, commented on a site! How does this happen?
My days are spinning down faster and faster now as the beginning of the busiest five months of our lives quickly approaches… Only 12 days now until I board a plane for home, and get to meet one of you! (I can’t wait Melissa!!!)
And the sad thing is that as busy as I have been and as completely overwhelmed as I am… I can’t think of a single thing that is news worthy…….. Nope just sat here for over 10 minutes scrolling through the last five days trying to think of one funny story, one anecdote, one thing worth saying and absolutely nothing is coming to mind.
So I’m off to finish making food to freeze… separating clothes out to pack… making lists of things I need to do once I’m home… and a thousand other mundane details!
Hope you are all having a lovely week!